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Now I don't have
any scientific proof. I haven't heard anything about it on The
O'Reilly Factor or on Hannity and Colmes. I've watched Matt Lauer
and the Today Show hardballers religiously and if they know,
they aren't telling. That fount of all that is music, MTV's Kurt
Loder, hasn't mentioned it. In fact even those super sleuths
Rush Windbag and Matt Fudge haven't caught wind of the evil plot
(possibly Clinton-inspired) to subvert one of our cherished national
institutions.
But I am certain beyond any doubt that there is a Dark Force
at work in country music, a black hole which radiates no light
but which sucks everything in its path in at warp speed and disintegrates
entire atomic structures so that no trace of their existence....exists
anymore. This force of Evil can only be perceived by the high
wail of banjo sounds which maintain a protective force field
around its supernova inner core, by the dangerous, asylum-quality,
they-won't-ever-take-me-alive vocals emanating from its dark,
moist center, by an intense cacophony of rhythms deep within
its bowels operating somewhere off the color spectrum past the
speed of light.
And that Evil Force is known as Kirk Rundstrom.
By day, our Mr.
Rundstrom, formerly the evil mastermind behind the rambunctious
backwoods punkabilly band Scroat Belly, masquerades as the leader
of the most manic, overly aggressive, gonzo all-acoustic band
in these United States, one Split Lip Rayfield. But by night,
our omnipresent Mr. Rundstrom dares go where his bluegrass demons
cannot follow, over to the Dark Side where there are electric
bass guitars, electric steel guitars, and (horror of horrors)
drums. What results is a stylistic assault on our very birthright,
on the beloved memory of the Holy Trinity, Jimmie Rodgers, Mother
Maybelle Carter, and Lester Flatt (amen!). The effect of this
evil magnetic musical force field is so hypnotizing that once
heard, it prevents the listener from going back to that safe
and familiarly well lit side from which he came.
No one on the scene today has twisted the conventions of country
music like the prolific, overly-talented, supremely inventive
Kirk Rundstrom. On "Wicked Savior," he assembles an
all-star cast from the country music fringes and the New Orleans
underground to forge a record unlike any country record you've
ever heard. I promise. The only thing that's ever come close
is Kinky Friedman, but Kinky wasn't backed up by these kinds
of musicians. And frankly, as a songwriter Mr. Friedman was possessed
of a safer, kinder, gentler variety of insanity than the dangerous
Mr. Rundstrom, he of the acoustic-six-string-guitar-that-NASA-should-know-about.
Never has a surlier, more don't-mess-with-me-if-you-know-what's-good-for-you
set of songs been written in the country genre. Mr. Rundstrom's
spews forth an intense litany of bank robberies, murders, villains
on the run, bad women with knives, dangerous mixtures of alcohol
and controlled substances, wrecked homes, catastrophic ass-whuppin's
-- and gospel musings. Stand aside, Tim McGraw, your Rodeo Drive
wardrobe might get spattered with stuff that won't come out in
the dry cleaning if you get too close to this stuff.
As noted above, Rundstrom surrounds himself with outstanding
players. New Orleans' country blues folkster Mike West (see Scott
Snidow's forthcoming review of Mr. West's latest record, "Home")
played banjo and mandolin as well as sharing producing/recording
duties with Rundstrom and Colin Sean Mahoney (drums). Split Lip
Rayfield mates Eric Mardis (electric guitar, banjo, pedal steel
guitar) and Jeff Eaton (he of the Ford gas tank single-stringed
bass machine) lend many of the cuts that bluegrassy mountain
feel that typifies Split Lip's sound. The recording ensemble
is rounded out with Calvin Bennett on bull fiddle, Cody Bennett
on fiddle, and Brian Schey on electric bass.
Rundstrom plays it fairly straight until he gets to cut number
3. "Big Black Ford is' is a lazy ditty which plays by most
of the standard country music rules. 'Drinkin' Again' is a more
syncopated romp and features some of Rundstrom's jaded lyrics.
Well they say that good lovers will always try to leave
you
But I say leavin' them first just saves a lot more time
But on 'Outlaw' all hell breaks loose. 'Outlaw' is one of
the most creative musical statements I've ever heard. How creative?
It's part country, part bluegrass, part Social Distortion punk
explosion, part Egyptian snake charmer chant. Listening to this
song is like standing under a Saturn 5 rocket during liftoff.
Guitarist Mardis doesn't just blow your hair back, he singes
it all the way to the scalp.
I robbed a bank in Tulsa just last night
.45 revolver did it right
Said, "Hey, you punk, I think it's time to go
I'll kick your ass from here to Mexico"
Myshkin, the jazzy New Orleans folk performer and frequent
musical partner of Mike West, does some vocalizing that can best
be described (by me, at least!) as gypsy yodeling. Coupled with
the manic country picking, speed freak drumming and a lead guitar
track from some other planet beyond the limiting laws of E=MC2
(including the Les Paul Corollary and the Dick Dale Quantum Vibration
Postulate), 'Outlaw' will have Lester Flatt rolling over in his
grave and rock bands like REM and others of that ilk cowering
in the corner, sucking their collective thumbs, and whimpering
for their mamas to make the bully stop picking on them. This
musical cruise missile comes equipped with a nuclear warhead
that simply explodes any narrow, confining musical boundaries
that get in its way. I sure hope the first thing the space aliens
hear when they arrive here is 'Outlaw.' No matter what kind of
Death Ray they are equipped with, they aren't going to mess with
us after 'Outlaw,' I can assure you. In fact, they'll want to
know where to deposit the tribute that Rundstrom and his band
of cosmic rowdies must surely demand of visitors to his planet.
What separates Mr. Rundstrom from the boys is that he can
come right out of one of these cross-border stylistic seek-and-destroy
onslaughts with a song like 'Whiskey's Gone' that is such a good
honky-tonk jukebox song that you don't realize that the barbarians
were just at your gates threatening to steal your children, massacre
your livestock, and loot your college fund.
Well the whiskey is gone but the pain's still there
My baby is gone and I still care
But the barbarians haven't left, they've just been regrouping.
'Come Out and Play' is another boundary-smasher that defies the
usual descriptions but is as addictive as any narcotic to serious
music adventurers. With gypsy rhythms, jazz riffs, Hungarian
mandolin solos, and a guitar rhythm track that is turned down
in the mix so that it becomes almost part of the percussion,
this song rolls out of the speakers like an unstoppable force.
This is not the tune to play for the kids right before bedtime.
The amazing 'Riders' sees Cody Bennett doing some hot Stephane
Grapelli-inspired gypsy fiddle work over Rundstrom's speed-of-light
acoustic flat-picking and some nimble banjo. It all sounds very
Django Reinhardt until the break comes around and Rundstrom does
some more of those Egyptian snake charmer sounds, this time by
looping his vocal lines through an effects chamber that makes
them just barely unintelligible but that gives a certain gone-mad
effect. There certainly has never been a sound like this on a
"country" record. (I don't know why I'm even wasting
precious pixels trying to describe this cut. Nor do I know why
I'm even keeping "country" in my vocabulary. The old
words and the old descriptions just don't work on this incredible
tune. But I'll bet you can't just listen to it once! It's got
a trance effect that just takes over the cerebral cortex.)
In all seriousness, I don't know what to call Kirk Rundstrom's
music. Amazon.com categorizes "Wicked Savior" as Indie
Country. CDnow.com calls it country. MP3.com says it is alternative
country. While country comes closest on the majority of cuts
on "Wicked Savior," for comparison purposes I couldn't
name another performer and particularly a "country"
performer - who does anything close to the unique mixtures of
sounds and styles that Rundstrom achieves in his musical laboratory
on some of the tracks on this tornado of an album. And there
certainly is no country performer I'm aware of that approaches
the music with Rundstrom's attitude and view of the possibilities.
Energy radiates off some of these cuts like an uncontrolled nuclear
meltdown.
An amazing creative invention, "Wicked Savior" certainly
is nothing mainstream country radio would come into contact with
unless plenty of music condoms, rubber gloves and powerful antibiotics
were readily available and a team of surgeons was standing by.
It's way too weird and has too much of a backwoods "Deliverance"
vibe for rock stations (who are probably in a bigger musical
rut than even country radio). It would scare the pants off of
folk music traditionalists and most of it is too off-beat and
intense for your easy-going, good-timing Americana stations.
Only the most open formatted and intellectually broad-minded
disc jockeys will be airing this one, and that's almost criminal,
akin to making a big to-do about Andy Warhol's painted soup cans
while ignoring Picasso's "Guernica.."
*"Wicked Savior" can be bought out of the trunk
of Kirk Rundstrom's car at any of his live shows or at the usual
places on the Internet like CDnow or Amazon. It can also be purchased
and downloaded at www.mp3.com
but you don't get Patrick Duegaw's wonderful cover art if you
go that route.
Contact William Michael Smith at: wms-at-rockzilla.net
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